Humpty dumpty

Screw an alarm system. I've seen "Home Alone," I know what to do.

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Today, I met Mario.... I asked him, do you remember me? He said "No..." Screw you Mario, I spent my childhood saving your girlfriend. -.-

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I had a very confusing time when I tried to buy a Wii in France.

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Biggest lie told by girls: "I'm fine." Biggest lie told by boys: "I'm not like most guys."

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GF:Babe what r u doing? BF:Nothing much, really tired just going to sleep now hunny & u sweetheart ? GF:In the club standing right behind u

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Never apologize for saying what you feel. That's like saying sorry for being real.